

fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
harry is basically an oversized seven year old boy with the heart of a 90 year old man and the sex appeal of a calvin klein model.
It’s okay harry, troian hits me everytime I make a joke that’s “dumb”
I’m pretty sure I am unable to produce children from how many times Louis has hit me because of my jokes.

Ashes actual look when he saw Nibbles. And the pet wars begin.
MY JOKES AREN’T THAT BAD.
ALL YOUR PUNS ARE BAD, HARRY.
even my nacho bell grande one? I thought it was pretty funny.
you know who’s cute? you
you’re cute
Ill teach you under one condition, you can’t get mad when you lose and hit me or anything.
I only hit you when you say something stupid. Like Louis does when Harry makes bad puns.
But fine, I promise not to hit you.
MY JOKES AREN’T THAT BAD.
louis’s thighs are the 8th wonder of the world